PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE

Moe Russ has recently been petitioned by the extraterrestrials in our Solar System to run as President of the Universe (POTU).

Deeply concerned by how we treat one another and our planet, they are concerned that we will follow Elon Musk into space and seek to colonize their planets. (In fairness, the little pricks on Mars have been sending spaceships to mess with certain citizens seeding their dreams with conspiracy theories) they wish to protect their planets from earthlings.